Welcome to Unsolicited!
You may be thinking to yourself, “With all the problems the world is facing today, do we really need another movie review site?” Well, the answer to that question is an emphatic, “Fuck yeah!” This ain’t your daddy’s film review site. (Although it could be. I probably don’t know your dad.) With all the milquetoast, watered down, ad-riddled shit floating around out there, Unsolicited is here to shake things up a bit. Here, there’s no pressure from any higher-ups, no strong-arming from the powers that be, and no strings to hold me down. Unsolicited is here for you, the unwashed masses. We aren’t rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite, trading hand jobs for early screeners of the latest Oscar bait. Unsolicited aims to provide pure, raw, unfiltered, and uncut content for those looking for something a little different in their daily scrolling. In a world full of review sites that regurgitate the same tired, tepid tripe over and over again, give us a try! (Or don’t. I’m not gonna sit here and act like I know what’s best for you. Be your own person!)
If, for some weird reason, you still want more details about what we’re all about, feel free to check out the “About Us” section in the tab.